Billy Ray's
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(My little brother, With his T.O. Walton Hall hat on)
Pictures soon to come Chis & Jed. They don't know it yet but they will be in here.
This page is pathetic it is very uninteresting, and not to metion boring. I have yet to see what people get out of the internet, most people either chat or have a blast looking at adult sites (until they get bored). I have searched and viewed many sites on the internet to find one that was entertaing to view, read, and interact with. And guess what I have found that they are all boring and uniteresting much like this one.
Enough whining, I will fix this site to be the best ever viewed. I plan to have a combonation of the things people get a kick out of on the internet.
I know you all can not wait to see it, and I can't wait to make it. The Solution To The Boring Internet it will be called, and I will be the savior for the entire web. With the new page. My provider will have to obtain a better server to hold all of the viewers.
Now for the details. What do you want? I know the answer.... A simple page that is not simple, one that you can chat with even when no one is chatting back, one that has porn on a grander scale than ever before (this being the most important).
For the last statement porn on a grander scale, How is this possible you are asking?, O.K. but don't start dooling yet.
Have you ever seen an u.f.o.? Many of us have, but how many have seen them naked? I can say that every alien that I have ever seen was naked (without any clothing). I was very interested in this fact so I ask one of them. The alien claimed that they did not need garments to survive.
It then became very evident that I was not the only person who needs to see these naked aliens. Everyone needs to see them naked, and on the internet. What a blast getting to see alive aliens on the internet, now the internet will have a purpose besides e-mail.
Now after a short time every one will become very tired of seeing naked aliens and not use the internet productively any longer.
I have also devised a plan to fix this also. Allow people to order online their very on alive naked alien. I will charge only a moderate fee for the purchase. And after a short time again everyone will have an alien at home and the internet will again become boring. To fix this problem I suggest using the internet to use the aliens as drones, stick a phone line in thier ear and make them do what ever you want them to.
basic commands
stand still, don't move, shut-up, go to sleep, and die
This will be the best thing that ever happend to the internet and the tradition of owing a slave drone will last forever.
My Pathetic #
www.fortunecity.com
My Email [email protected] , Please don't forward me stupid things, only forward if it is very funny or important.
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